The camera clicks on, revealing Jason Spade.
"Yadda, yadda, yadda... Same old crap I keep hearing over and over again. 'Ooh, I'm gonna give it my all, your past accomplishments are the past, and with all due respect I'm gonna beat you, ooh'. Let me tell you a story, Zach... A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a plucky young guy such as yourself who wanted to be the best in his company! He played by the rules, he was a gracious winner and loser, and above all else he made sure to let everyone know that he would always give 110% in all of his matches!
"And everyone hated him. Why? Because he was boring... And frankly, not even that good in the ring. He had a problem with lacing his boots correctly, and unfortunately that ended up biting him in the ass when he... Ah, I'm off topic. The point is, you're boring. You're boring me... Don't waste my time, Zach. Bring your A-game, I'll be expecting it... But you better be expecting mine, because it's all I ever give. Unlike you, I don't have to say so... I let my actions speak for me. And my actions will indeed speak for me... When I snap you like the crust on a Chicago deep-dish pizza.
"Bang."