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The camera comes in to a Reno neighborhood, showing three buildings side by side. To the left is a warehouse with "HOXTEIN" spray painted on the door. Centerfold lays the infamous Hoxton Household with a small sign saying "IWE Headquarters" on it. Finally to the right is a Strip Club. The camera zooms in to IWE Headquarters, when it quickly jerks over to the Club. We pan in to see Shay Hoxton, NGCW Heavyweight Extreme Champion, IWE General Manager, and WWC Championship number one contender Shay Hoxton sitting at the bar with a bright fruity drink in hand.

Howdy, I expanded.

Shay turns towards the camera and sets his drink down.

Gotta spend money to make money, and woo girl, make that money! For every bet I lose, which so far is zero, I can make it back like-

Shay snaps. He removes his shades and shows off his pink suit.

Now this week I go one and one on one and one. Me and Noah Black vs Jason Spade and Mathias Grey... WWC Chump and CEO vs IWE Tag Team Champs including IWE GM. That's actually a pretty cool coincidence, you know, if it even is one.

Shay takes a sip of his drink.

To be honest, I don't know why Mathias is even in this match. What, is Spade too big of a bitter lil bitch to work with Jimmy Starr?

Shay immediately realizes he made a mistake.

Oh crap... I've known Jason Spade for a long time... I've ROYALY fucked up... I've wasted everyone's time, of COURSE he's too big of a bitter lil bitch, Spade is always and bitter lil bitch.

Shay takes another drink.

I'm pretty sure he's slightly emo too, but that's none of my business.. BACK ON TOPIC! Mathias and Starr are buddies, but are Jason and Mathias buddies? May not be. Will Mathias want to help get revengance for his friend after what Spade said about him on Twitter? Maybe. Point is, it's a team if maybe, and in the Tag Team Division, maybe doesn't equal gold! Now look at us, buddies, common enemies, equal skill... For the most part, and all around Superiority. Ah yes, the Superior Talent Division has got to have the odds in our favor, because we have all the cards. Spade and Grey MAY have a flush, MAY, but STD definitely has a Full House. Spade and Grey MIGHT have a nice yatzee of threes, but we have a yatzee six. Spade and Grey COULD have a 20, but we have strippers. Any way you cut the deck, the cards are in our favor, and it would take a deal hat trick for it to go any other way. That right there sounds like a bet, but it's not, it's a guarantee. #STDPride.

Shay holds up his hands like a hashtag and gives the camera a smirk. The camera fades to black.