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Mathias Grey Admin
Posts : 214 Join date : 2014-02-13 Age : 31 Location : New York, NY
| Subject: Roundtable Week 2 Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:58 pm | |
| Hosts: Mathias Grey & Shay Hoxton "The WWC Roundtable Shit-Stirrers"
Guest: Jimmy Starr "The Guy Who's Gimmick Mathias Stole" Guest: Jason Spade "Has a Pirate Eye-Patch" Guest: Noah Black "Shay Hoxton's Tag Team Partner"
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| | | Jimmy Starr
Posts : 35 Join date : 2014-02-16 Age : 20 Location : Pats's Play House
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:42 pm | |
| Jimmy Starr bolts to speak first in the roundtable.
Jimmy Starr: So, guys, I know you've all got things you'd love to jump in and say, but we've got to get down to business here because, well, that's what we're here for. That in mind, what do you think of the weather, Mathias?
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| | | Shay Hoxton
Posts : 45 Join date : 2016-03-09 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:58 am | |
| Shay gives an annoyed look towards Jimmy Starr as the camera pans towards him.
Eh hem...
Shay straightens his imaginary suit (really just an STD T-shirt) and clearns his throat. The men are sitting at a roundtable, of course, and all have drinks of many different colors (yellowish brown being a popular theme) near them.
Howdy ladies and lasses, my name is Shay Hoxton, hostmaster of this week's roundtable discussion! Tonight, we bring you REAL* action, REAL* drama, and REAL* bloodshed!
Shay whispers quietly.
*Kinda...
He returns to his normal booming voice.
I am here with the super holy lovechild of Jimmy Starr and your's truly, Mathias Grey, the guy who I think faked his own suicide, Jimmy Starr, the truly superior Noah Black, and of course... Jason!
Alright blokes, question one, this is for Mathias.
Shay looks at Jimmy and rest his chin on his fist.
What do you think of our weather?
Shay slowly raises his middle finger in the direction of the movie starr. | |
| | | Jason Spade
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-03-10
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:58 am | |
| Jason Spade answers instead.
"I didn't expect this to downgrade into a dick measuring contest so quickly... I mean, Noah and I haven't even spoken to each other yet."
Spade lifts his drink and sniffs it, makes a face and pours it out on the floor.
"Don't suppose you have anything, ah... Non-alcoholic?" | |
| | | Shay Hoxton
Posts : 45 Join date : 2016-03-09 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:05 am | |
| Shay smirks and sits up straight.
Spade's right, here.
He passes Spade his own drink.
I like my whiskey like I like my women - virgin. Jimmy, we can't start off this discussion with an ego measuring contest -
Shay looks at the screen and holds his hands up.
Mine's this big, by the way -
Shay winks and looks back at the table.
This is a Wrestling show where we talk about wrestling things. So, wrestling people, let's talk about wrestling things. Jason, you're facing James Cross - my number one favorite - so tell the people here and at home why you stand a chance. Also, make sure you use wrestling terms as this is a wrestling show where wrestling people talk about wrestling things. Go. | |
| | | Jason Spade
Posts : 31 Join date : 2016-03-10
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:24 am | |
| "First and foremost, Shay... I think you've got bad taste."
Spade takes a sip of his new drink, makes another face- apparently disliking it- and sets it down.
"James Cross is a scrub and always has been. He had his fifteen seconds of fame in the Chaos Chamber, but after that... Nada. He's as far beneath me as one can get. And since you want me to use wrestling terms... I'll be going over this jobber at the next A-show in a squash match."
Spade leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up on the table.
"Cross is a piece of cake. I'll be done with him and still have time to fly back to Troy and take my girlfriend out to dinner. Maybe even see a movie, I dunno... Deadpool looks pretty good." | |
| | | Mathias Grey Admin
Posts : 214 Join date : 2014-02-13 Age : 31 Location : New York, NY
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:40 pm | |
| Mathias Grey Deadpool is amazing, Spade. I heard mixed reviews about Batman versus Superman, but it still might be worth watching..
Mathias motions towards three of the WWC Staff Members. They hurry over.
Mathias Grey Hey guys. Do me a favor? Clearly they're not happy with the drink selection. Take them away.
The WWC Staff members look towards each other with worried faces. They timidly grab Spade and begin to force him out of his seat.
Mathias Grey WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!?
The staff members quickly lets go of Spade, who responds by abruptly knocking one of the staff members out with a swift right hook.
Staff Member You said to take them away sir?
Mathias Grey ... I meant the drinks you moron!! Not the guests!!! You two, get him out of here.
Mathias points towards the knocked out WWC Staff member. The other two staff members quickly pick him up and hurry away. Mathias motions towards three other WWC Staff Members.
Mathias Grey You two, take these DRINKS away.. And you, get us some new drinks.. Get a Seven and 7 for me, a Crown and Coke for Noah, a Margarita for Jimmy here, and two Shirley temples with Sippy straws for Spade and Hox.. Actually, Spade here seems a little moody, he may be on his period. Get him a cranberry juice instead.
Mathias smirks as he looks towards Spade.
Mathias Grey I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Don't go and knock me out. I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that, that staff member had it coming. So don't worry about a fine, although if you did get fined you could have asked Shay for some money seeing as all of his WWC bets so far have panned out. Guess it's cause he's from Reno. Anyways onto my first question. This one is for all of you. As you might have heard, Nightmare has just signed with WWC. And rumor has it that Lucifer Thorne might not be too far behind.. So tell me... Thorne, Apollyon, or Nightmare? Who's the real monster? Who should the WWC Roster fear the most if the three of these men were to call it their stomping grounds? Who do you think is the most like the demon that they claim to be? | |
| | | Shay Hoxton
Posts : 45 Join date : 2016-03-09 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Roundtable Week 2 Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:04 am | |
| Oh Thorne no doubt. Crimson Nightmare is strong, sure, but that doesn't make him unbeatable. Nitro is the guy who fights and fights, but if you beat him once, he runs away like a coward. Lucy does get beat, and he xomes back. That, good sir, is a demon. You can kill him once, twice, thrice, or 124 times, but he won't back down, and when he gets his hands on you, he will maim you. As for Apollyon, he hasn't proved ANYTHING to me, hell, to anyone yet, so as far as I'm concerned, he's out of the running. Be warned if you do sign Thorne, you'll be hiring a form of corruption into your company that you can't fix.
Shay leans bets, letting out a relaxed moan.
But hey, what do I know?
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